China to Drain USA Electricity Grid with Huge Lithium Battery Ships

China to Drain USA Electricity Grid with Huge Lithium Battery Ships

According to a source within the Russian FSB China has China has secretly signed a treaty with Evo Morales of Bolivia for its entire lithium output for the next 100 years. China has already assembled secretly a massive fleet of 1,000 huge “Uncle Mao Knows Best” energy ships some of which are now secretly docking at USA ports along its West Coast causing local power brownouts. The UMKB ships are essentially huge floating lithium batteries that will be plugged into the California, Oregon and Washington state power grids and suck them dry and then set sail back to China where the electricity will be fed into ravenous China power network.

According to source Warren Buffet brokered the deal between Fed Chairman Bernanke and China’s President Hu because he stands to reap enormous profits by his recently purchased rail network will be used to haul massive amounts of West Virginia coal to dozens of new coal power electricity generating plants now under construction to be completed as soon as all Redwood national parks clear cut to make room for them. Resulting lumber has already been contracted to China (for undisclosed construction project in remote, cloud covered area of Northwestern China) as part of electricity package deal that Bernanke was forced to sign so China continue to roll over unsustainable US Treasury debt.

When President Obama was informed of the development via portable teleprompter he immediately ordered the 173^rd Airborne Brigade to redeploy from Afghanistan where they are guarding the popium crop to redeploy to San Francisco to put down expected Egyptian-style rioting by outraged Green Peace tree huggers and whale kissers.

Reported day one Year of Rabbit by your humble servant in Hong Kong, Hoobau Phauthed.