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Trump Produces 666 Lottery Proof, "Obama is Antichrist"

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Trump Publishes “6-6-6″ Illinois Lottery Result, Proves Obama Antichrist

Newsweek, 4/1/2016

Crowds were stunned Thursday night when Trump deviated from planned questioning with CNN’s Anderson Cooper at a town hall event in Milwaukee and announced that he had obtained proof that Barack Obama was the Biblical Antichrist, as prophecied by the Book of Revelation. Producing a clipping of a 2008 Evening Pick lottery, Trump showed to camera that the Illinois state lottery had picked “6-6-6″ on the evening of November 5. “This is just one day, one day, after Obama took power.” said Trump.

Trump spoke at length about his close reading of the Book of Revelation, and how it was indisputable that the current President of the United States was the literal spawn of Satan himself and should be immediately deposed from office and arrested. “We’ll just get some guys in there. It’s not a big deal.” said Trump. “I don’t know. We’ll just do it.”

Trump followed this bombshell by announcing that he would announce his running mate for the 2016 Election when the so-called “Messiah” could be located, as Trump’s reading of the Bible suggested that such a figure would make itself known now that the Antichrist had been revealed. “We’re looking for a guy who says he’s the Messiah but also says he isn’t the Messiah.” said Trump, chuckling. “He’s a clever guy. He’s probably watching this. Get in touch, I’ll hire you!”

Trump then raised his hands and left the stage. The White House could not be reached for comment at this time.



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    • Gus Fung

      I hear that the famous author named David Montaine is the only one around with the kind of sweet sweet balls large enough to expose the antichrist and stand up and call himself the messiah that is and is not messiah.

      My vote is for David. Nobody else around is revealing the truth.

      • Geeper

        It’s worth a shot.

        • The Clucker

          Montaigne for Antichrist, 2016!

    • Big dog.../small fish...

      Roaring laughs!

    • Wirkbot

      Thank you.

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