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Old Age Is Worse Than You Imagine! - Dry Bar Comedy Video

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Dry Bar Comedy


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Old age is worse than you imagine in a lot of ways, but that doesn’t stop it from being completely hilarious! Whether it’s forgetting where you parked you car, or hurting yourself in your sleep, there is always something to laugh about, and these Dry Bar comedians are here to tell you about their experiences.

I think party line phones were the first Facebook. Remember going outside to turn the tv antenna? Or manually rolling the car windows down? Black and white television? I still remember my grandmother saying “they told us they were going to make planes that could outrun their own sound, and we didn’t believe them.” Anyone remember sonic booms? Or those huge stereo cabinets that took up the whole wall? Prank calls were always fun to do…you couldn’t be identified!

My dad was driving to my house with my mom and youngest sister and they stopped at the grocery store for soda. My dad parked the car and ran in. He came out and couldn’t find the car. He went back inside the store and had them call 911 because he left his phone in the car. He told them he was sure that my mom and sister wouldn’t've left without him. They must’ve been kidnapped. He went back out of the store to take a breath and wait for the cops and saw my sister coming to check on him. He forgot he was driving my mom’s car, he was looking for his SUV. ‍

Yep. I am THAT age, too. Glad to hear this collection and realize I’m not alone in my old age weirdness. Waking up with injuries: Once I woke up with a dislocated shoulder. How’s that even possible? Losing my car in the parking lot: My wife and I had identical cars, just different colors. Hers was a light blue and mine was red. My car went into the shop, so I drove my wife’s car to work. At the end of my work day I wandered around. Someone pulls up to ask if I need help. I pointed right at my wife’s car and said, “It looks exactly like that one, only it’s red.”

Great stuff. Kudos to the “set decorator” at DryBar for all the great, detailed backgrounds. No “brick wall” paper, just an interesting variety of backdrops. Thanks, we notice.

When this guy took off his glasses, he admittedly became Harpo Marx.


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