The is a plea for funding

The is a plea for funding.
Any donation over 1 million dollars will be sent to the starving people of Ameerica… I promise.
Any donation of $1000 or more you get a free bottle of my herbal shampoo- not those nasty chemical shampoos the big companies try to sell no . I make this stuff myself in my backyard from organic chicken shit but before you groan these chicken only eat organic herbs. It normally retails for about $1000 a bottle but it’s free for donation of $1000 or more . What a bargain.
Any donation of $100 or more you get a free packet, that’s right free, of fenugreek seeds, lowers blood sugar dramatically in younger people not so much oldies your system is too stuffed to give a damned.  Not sure if it works in vaccinated people either their blood is goo.
Any donations of $10 or less I will send back. What do you take me for, a charity? I’ve contributed over 1500 articles I wrote myself. Who else does that!
Send the money to PO Box KBG, The Kremlin Moscow  and mark it  “The big guy.”
Da Svidanya.
Oh btw no American money we only accept rubles marked in the top left hand corner – f”or the big guy.”
(I want to make sure no one steals my cash)
These wads will be 100% tax deductible. (If Taken  from your taxes.) Also Uncle Sam has promised to match it dollar for dollar so take twice as much, -and take the rest for yourself you’re not supposed to pay for their wars in other countries.