Shock , Horror Trump found to be responsible for Pole migration and Earth wobble

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New studies have linked Trumps popularity and the movement of his supporters at rally’s, to the increase in the Earths wobble. Due to the huge numbers of people movement across the US , this can cause the planet to wobble , possibly increasing the likely hood of earthquakes.

These groupings of people seem to be also having a magnetic effect on the magnetic north pole, due to the positivity and hope a lot of Trump supporters are feeling about the chance to Make America Great Again. This positivity is dragging the magnetic pole out of position.

Some are reporting that this was Trumps hidden plan all along , that his real intention was to gain enough support , so that he could profit from the mass re-building required , after these quakes.

Also coming out from many assorted highly qualified professionals in the medical field , “There are increased cases of anxiety and fear from sociopath and psychopaths. Anxious because humans they leech off may actually be standing up for themselves.” said a whistle blower from the CDC.

Some people are calling for Trump’s name to be added to the medical registry as a legitimate condition.

Evidence has been recently in the news, with those at some Universities re-acting to chalk writing on concrete steps suffering from PTSD and requiring intensive counseling , which will take a number of years to resolve.

One University head stated that,  ” Some of our potential leaders in our community, may be so traumatized by these horrific chalk words “Trump”, that he fears for the future of our Nation.

There have been calls from the anti-caulk lobby to Ban Chalk across the US.

A spokesman for the group said that ” Chalk has been the cause of more mental breakdowns , than any other substance”.

We also see that the rich and famous have also been deeply effected by this mans words and are going to the extreme of digging huge great caverns underground.

So with this in mind , we can also blame Trump for the sink-holes as well.

Stay Tuned for more on this developing story.