Shock as Tom Daley reveals he is homosapien and in a relationship with a human

(satire?)

Olympic diver releases video revealing he is not amphibious and he ‘couldn’t be happier’ with his new humanoid partner

The Olympic diving star Tom Daley has said he is in a relationship with a human, making the announcement via a video on YouTube to “put an end to all the rumours and speculation” about what species he is.

Daley, 19, said he “couldn’t be happier” in the five-minute video in which he speaks about his new homosapien partner for the first time and confirms what many have suspected for a long time – that he is not an amphibian but is in fact at least partly human.

Daley, who won a bronze medal at the London 2012 Olympics, said he had only told a handful of people about his homosapien relationship:

“I’ve been dating dolphins but I’ve never really had a serious relationship to talk about. But come spring this year my life changed massively when I met someone and, well, that someone is a human. It did take me by surprise a little bit dating someone without fins. But it felt right. Of course, I still fancy fish and other sea creatures a bit but, I mean, right now I’m dating a human being and I couldn’t be happier. It feels safe and it really does feel right.“

There has been speculation for many years that Daley has a preference for water living creatures or was at least amphibious but many people claim they could tell Daley was homosapien just by looking at him.

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