On Viewing Mario Apuzzo As A Court Jester
Well, Mario “The Mangler” Apuzzo, Esq., (The Lummox With The Flummox) has gotten up off the Birther Bench and entered the fray as CDR Kerchner’s new attorney. The story is reported at ObamaReleaseYourRecords here:
http://obamareleaseyourrecords.blogspot.com/2012/02/attorney-mario-apuzzo-of-jamesburg-nj.html
In the Internet Article by CDR Kerchner (The Yank With The Rank) We learn that Mr. Apuzzo is now a Constitutional Article II Expert!!! Somebody must have forgotten to tell the various courts that fact, as Mr. Apuzzo’s legal theories have been bounced out of court time after time.
It is not anticipated that Mr. Apuzzo’s entry into this matter will make much difference to either the courts, or to people, here in the United States. However, trees across the country are hunching down in terrorem, knowing that many of them will soon find themselves converted to paper, covered in Apuzzoisms, and subsequently tossed into trash cans and the bottoms of bird cages.
Dr. Conspiracy of Obama Conspiracy Theories is many steps ahead of me and has already read the case. He reports that it avoids the birth certificate questions which leads me to expect it is all two citizen parent nonsense.
http://www.obamaconspiracy.org/2012/02/two-very-different-ballot-challenges-in-pennsylvania/
I have to confess that I have a certain reluctance to read Apuzzo’s Opuses. They are always long and tedious, and when you get through reading them, you realize that 900 pages were devoted to supplemental confusion designed to augment his initial Minor v. Happersett misinterpretation. Frankly, there is just not much Apuzzo or anybody can ever say to make me misunderstand the words, not necessary for us to resolve these doubts. Except maybe with Rohypnol, which I understand lowers one’s resistance to bad suggestions.
Sooo, in order to do Mr. Apuzzo justice, I have decided to embark on a course of self-hypnosis and try to view him not as a serious lawyer advocating a ludicrous position, but instead to view him a Court Jester. About Court Jesters, Wiki says:
In ancient times courts employed fools and by the Middle Ages the jester was a familiar figure. In Renaissance times, aristocratic households in Britain employed licensed fools or jesters, who sometimes dressed as other servants were dressed, but generally wore a motley (i.e. parti-coloured) coat, hood with ass’s (i.e. donkey) ears or a red-flannel coxcomb and bells. Regarded as pets or mascots, they served not simply to amuse but to criticise their master or mistress and their guests. Queen Eizabeth (reigned 1558-1603) is said to have rebuked one of her fools for being insufficiently severe with her. Excessive behaviour, however, could lead to a fool being whipped, as Lear threatens to whip his fool.
One may conceptualize fools in two camps: those of the natural fool type and those of the licensed fool type. Whereas the natural fool was seen as innately nit-witted, moronic, or mad, the licensed fool was given leeway by permission of the court. In other words, both were excused, to some extent, for their behavior, the first because he “couldn’t help it,” and the second by decree.
I believe that viewing Mario Apuzzo in such a fashion, as a court licensed fool, will help me view his conduct in a less severe light. Instead of doubling over in pain as I read his missives, perhaps I can learn to double over in laughter. If I can only learn to view his absurdist legal theories as High Farce, perhaps I can wade though them easier. It is certainly worth a try.
Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter
Note 1: The Lummox With The Flummox, etc. This is a take off on the Vessel With The Pestle routine found in Danny Kaye’s The Court Jester (1956). This was on TCM recently and I laughed until I cried. Here is a youtube video of the duel between Kaye’s character and Sir Griswold:
Coincidentally, there is some confusion as to the actual identity of a young king in this film. As far as The Lummox with the Flummox, just try saying those lines above a few times without reading them. I can not without clanking and branking.
Note 2. Lummox and Flummox. These are not Dr. Seuss words.
lum·mox
noun /ˈləməks/
lummoxes, plural1. A clumsy, stupid person
* – watch it, you great lummox!* lout: an awkward stupid person
* stupid, clumsy, foolish or incompetent person.
flum·mox
verb /ˈfləməks/
flummoxed, past participle; flummoxed, past tense; flummoxes, 3rd person singular present; flummoxing, present participle1. Perplex (someone) greatly; bewilder
* – he was completely flummoxed by the question
* To confuse; to fluster; to flabbergast
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