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“We’re Going to Need a Bigger Porn Star”

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Future historians will look back on the early 21st century and tag the development of the Twitter platform as the final nail in the coffin of civilized speech. It turns out that enabling people to empty their mind at the same speed with which they can empty their digestive tract produces essentially the same product. 

Submitted as evidence, tweets from Randa Jarrar, Trigglypuff Palestinian/American Professor – currently employed by the English department at Fresno State – commenting on the death of Barbara Bush:

Ranna Jaffra, Trigglypuff Professor of Fiction, Fresno State University, in one of her signature poses

Oh whoops, apparently Triggly took her twitter account down overnight. But as you know, nothing really disappears from the Internet.  Here’s part of what she had to say yesterday:

There is truly no end to the hate from the left. And as long as I’m talking about the left and tweets, here are some tweets concerning the way President Trump is pursuing North Korea’s denuclearization; they’re concerned because he’s not doing it right:

I swear, the Liberal Media are going to turn themselves into butter one of these days.

 

And I’m pretty sure that Black Mumbo will really, really enjoy all that butter churned from the anger of tigers chasing their tails.

Professor Triggly Jarrar: Can we boycott her? 

And just in case – in a triumph of justice Trumping™ tenure – Triggly loses her job, I think I know where she can get a new gig:

 

 


Source: http://www.michellesmirror.com/2018/04/were-going-to-need-bigger-porn-star.html


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    • 2QIK4U

      Yep that’s what we need, Teenager’s on Twatter that have ALL the answers to a war that’s STILL technically going after 60-70 year’s and thier parents wouldn’t even have been Alive then. Teenage libtard snowflakes are going to be the downfall of AMERICA if it doesn’t happen now the coming Idiocracy will All vote for OPRAH! All of you rage on how everything is a prophecy so you can put the Idiocracy movie in as the digital Bible. AMERICA has to much Stoopid at odds of ten to one

    • 2QIK4U

      You know they’re protesting that PEANUT BUTTER IS A GENDER ! WTF DEPOPULATE AMERICA AFTER THE PATRIOTS LEAVE AND THIER GEORGIA GUIDESTONE WILL BE COMPLETED..

      • Anonymous

        Peanut butter IS a gender. It’s got nuts, right? :smile:

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