Using the First Class Toilet Is a Human Right

Using the first class toilet is a human right — or at least Jwan Curry seems to think so.

Via the Daily Star:

A plane was forced to make an emergency landing after a passenger allegedly flew into a rage when he was told he couldn’t use the first class toilet.

If egalitarianism is to be achieved, someone has to take a stand — someone like Jwan Curry. His immortal words will echo through the centuries:

“They rather let the bathroom be empty up there and let eight people wait in line to use the bathroom while two bathrooms are empty in the front.”

Having shone a spotlight on injustice, he issued a rallying cry for coach class passengers everywhere:

“He’s going to come to me telling me he’ll call the police – call the motherf***ing police.”

Willing to speak boldly to advance social justice, he reportedly threatened to kill the pilot

Why should first class passengers have their own restroom just because they paid for it? Unequal resources equal injustice. It should be easy to produce a college professor willing to testify that the first class passengers acquired their wealth on the backs of slaves.

The Alaska Airlines flight from New York to Los Angeles was forced to land in Kansas City due to Jwan’s antics, finally making it to LA 4 hours late. Other passengers were no doubt enraged. Pioneers in the realm of social justice are not always appreciated in their own time.

On a tip from Bluto.

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