Sustainable Furniture Made Out of Dung

If you find that spreading bacteria with reusable toilet paper does not sufficiently signal your green virtue, why not try making sustainable furniture out of elephant dung?

Artis Zoo in Amsterdam has taken sustainability to a new level. Working with students from the AMS Institute, the zoo created a park bench made of 65 percent elephant dung and 35 percent recycled plastic. …

Artis made the bench in collaboration with Circulus, a company that has been creating street furniture from “waste products” for some time. If parts of the bench break, Circulus will replace them and return the broken material to a form in which it can be reused.

Meanwhile, unenlightened climate criminals literally flush this recyclable substance down the toilet. We must invest heavily in education. If that fails to correct their behavior, direct coercion will be required.

The zoo is currently testing the durability of the prototype. If it proves reliable, Artis plans to eventually replace all its park benches with this sustainable model.

Speaking of zoos, too bad San Francisco already settled on an outlandishly expensive new model for the trash cans that stand amid the drifts of garbage and mounds of human waste that characterize liberalism’s Mecca. They could have made the receptacles out of the one resource moonbat-run cities never run short of.

On a tip from Steve T.

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