Birther Think Tank Scoop Forces Trump To Cancel “Big Surprise” Speech!!!

Well, it looks like The Birther Think Tank’s early release of information forced Donald Trump to cancel his “Big Surprise” speech at The Republican Convention. The Post and Email says it has to do with Hurricane Isaac, but my secret sources in Tampa, Florida report hearing this side of a telephone conversation between Reince Priebus, Chairman of the GOP and Donald Trump:

Reince Priebus: You paid $100,000 to some guys in Nigeria??? Jesus H. Christ, Donald, you got scammed!

Donald Trump: [unintelligible]

Reince Priebus: I don’t give a flying f*ck what Arpaio and that bunch of clowns said, the damn thing is a phony!

Donald Trump: [unintelligible]

Reince Priebus:  No godd*mmit, I don’t care what Corsi says either. . . a third grader could tell that was a phony. Geeesh, what is with you people anyway???

Donald Trump: [unintelligible]

Reince Priebus:  We’re a political party, not a damn gossip column. Who gives a sh*t who his father is???

Donald Trump: [unintelligible]

Reince Priebus: Well then write a new speech and you can give it later this week.  But I want to see it first. Thank God that Squeeky whoever let the cat out of the bag.  This could have cost us the election.

OMG, I am going down in history!!! Here is the Internet Article that broke the story on Donald Trump’s Big Surprise, and revealed the phony Frank Marshall Davis letter and poem, and a copy of Trump’s Big Speech:

http://birtherthinktank.wordpress.com/2012/08/26/donald-trumps-big-surprise/

I posted that and less than 6 hours later, Trump is cancelling the speech. News really travels fast in the Information Age.

Squeeky Fromm
Girl Reporter

Note 1. Here is a link to the Post and Email story. But you can’t read much about it for free:

http://www.thepostemail.com/2012/08/26/donald-trumps-big-surpise-at-the-rnc-canceled/