breaking-TRUMP promises free education for all

15/4/16                                                                                                                         NEW YORK CITY 

In an unprecedented move today, Donald Trump has released the entire curriculum of Trump University online for free.  ”We gonna make America great again one way or another,” declared the candidate. “one person at a time we are going to be a country of winners!  This is my gift to America.  Free for everybody.  Are you kidding me?  This is huge!”, Trump roared.  ”Now every American can sit down in their home and watch this five minute video and literally learn everything they need to know to succeed in business, to succeed in life, you name it.”

The Trump organization partnered with French Television to produce and distribute a series of instructional videos based on the teachings of Donald Trump. ”We are proud to be apart of this historic program.”, said officials with FTV.  Mr. Trump was quoted as saying, “Hey Bernie, you want free education?  I got your free education right here, pal!”

An introductory video which covers the entire course was released today at the joint press conference held today at Trump Tower in New York.  The video was described as fantastic.