Haiti Descends Into Cannibal Chaos

I’m fine.

I have spent the last week though caring for a wife and two kids who are sick from COVID. My son Jackson who is nearly five months old has a particularly nasty case of it. It has been so long since I have had a baby. It has been eye opening to see how hard it can be on young children.

In other news, I trust everyone has seen the videos of the cannibals who have overrun Haiti and toppled the government. I saw the video yesterday of a Haitian cannibal eating a penis. I would link to it here, but these videos are being taken down as quickly as they are posted.

NBC Narratives:

The embattled prime minister of Haiti, the Caribbean country whose capital has been overwhelmed by violent gangs, said Tuesday that he would resign.

In a short speech posted to Facebook, Ariel Henry said his government would dissolve once a transitional council had been set up, following a week of “systematic looting and destruction of public buildings and private buildings.”

“It hurts us. And it has revolted us,” Henry said.

The prime minister appealed for calm: “Haiti needs peace. Haiti needs stability. Haiti needs sustainable development. Haiti needs to rebuild democratic institutions.” 

The timing of the interim government remains unclear. …

Years ago, I did a huge deep dive into the history of Haiti.

It is important to understand that nothing out of the ordinary is happening. Overthrowing the government like this is a storied Haitian tradition. The last Haitian Prime Minister was assassinated just two or three years ago. This is how power has always been transferred in the Black Republic.

Congrats, General Barbecue.