KJU Vs. BHO

Sony is a Japanese company. Sony has a special high level computer technology. Sony developed the Play Station 4 (PS4). Kim Jong Un (KJU) loves Tokyo Disney Land (TDL). KJU always tries to sneak into TDL. KJU will never attack TDL. KJU also loves PS4. KJU plays PS4 everyday. KJU will never attack PS4. Sony owns Columbia pictures. Columbia pictures is a movie company. Columbia made a movie about KJU. The movie is called the Interview. The Interview made KJU look stupid. KJU was very angry. KJU attacked Sony in response. North Korea used old hacking tactics. Sony’s high tech computer security system failed. North Korea got lots of embarrassing internal emails. KJU learned that Mr. Suzuki asked Mrs. Mariko the secretary on a date. Sony promised not to show the movie. KJU promised not to say anything about the emails. Barack Hussein Obama (BHO) got angry at Sony. BHO told Sony to air the movie. The movie opened in America yesterday. The movie is really grade B. Now BHO loves Sony. BHO destroyed the North Korean internet.  KJU called BHO tropical forest monkey (TFM) in response. Now the (TFM) are angry. (TFM) don’t like to be compared with BHO. (TFM) will now attack North Korea with old biting tactics. The tactic is to steal the people’s food. 兵糧攻め (TFM) will bring down the powerful KJU regime.

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