REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENDED TO MARILYN MONROE, WHY THE COMPARISON, VERY CODED MESSEGE INDEED!

Once again, Michelle Obama is off in Europe with her two daughters spending American tax dollars.

According to reports, Michelle Obama landed to Venice with Sasha and Malia after spending $128,781 in Milan for just in days. While the First Lady was obviously intending to live a life of luxury and glamour, she was humiliated when she exited the plan at the US Army Garrison Vicenza.

Reports indicate that Michelle was coming down off of the plan when she experienced a “Marilyn moment” and her skirt flew up. Fortunately, she was able to catch it before the public got a full upskirt shot.

Michelle and the First Daughters met with military families on the base. While the gesture seems selfless, it is clear from the photographs that Malia and Sasha were less than pleased.

AS YOU CAN SEE THEY ARE GOING IN FOR THE ULTIMATE SET UP AND FABRICATED TERROR EVENT AGAINST THE POTUS AND FAMILY! DON’T FALL FOR IT BECAUSE OBAMA WON’T ACTUALLY BE DEAD, JUST HIDDING UNDERGROUND IN A HARDENED BUNKER GIVING ORDERS TO BIDEN!

ISIS Says Michelle Obama Is Worth $40—As A Slave

The newest issue of English-language ISIS propaganda mag Dabiq promises to bring slave markets to the West—and claims the first lady won’t fetch a large price.

“I swear by Allah, O you who feign to be knowledgeable and shout with falsehood in every gathering, surely the slave markets will be established against the will of the politically ‘correct’!” decries Umm Sumayyah al Muhajirah, an allegedly female columnist for Dabiq who penned a defense of the terror group’s slave trade. “And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

(A January estimate puts a single golden dinar at $139 USD.)

Umm Sumayyah has written for previous issues of the magazine, telling women that immigration to the caliphate is as obligatory for them as it is for men. (Her own name, al Muhajirah, suggests that she is an immigrant herself.)

In the six-page piece titled “Slave Girls or Prostitutes,” she defends the practice of taking slaves through war—saby—as inherently Islamic, a “great prophetic Sunnah [teachings of the prophet] containing many divine wisdoms and religious benefits.” She even decries ISIS supporters who initially denied reports of slave-taking “as if the soldiers of the Khilāfah had committed a mistake or evil.”

“And who knows, maybe Michelle Obama’s price won’t even exceed a third of a dīnār, and a third of a dīnār is too much for her!”

Firsthand accounts of slavery under ISIS reveal brutal sexual assaults and unlivable conditions. Recent reports by human rights groups even suggest that Yezidi women are opting for suicide rather than to continue living with ISIS masters—leading the jihadis to confiscate the head scarves the young women have allegedly used to hang themselves.

But for the columnist writing as Umm Sumayyah, the real human-rights atrocities are prostitutes working in the West—even those working of their own free will.

“A prostitute in your lands comes and goes, openly committing sin,” she writes. “She lives by selling her honor, within the sight and hearing of the deviant scholars from whom we don’t hear even a faint sound.”

“As for the slave-girl that was taken by the swords of men following the cheerful warrior, […] then her enslavement is in opposition to human rights and copulation with her is rape?! What is wrong with you?”