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Wishing you a Hairy Christmas

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It is that time of the year. Not all Christmas Music needs to be serious. This one puts a smile on my face. Wishing you and yours a Hairy Christmas!

Santa’s sleigh might fly right on past
With all the camouflage around this place

So, we bought every string of lights Wal-Mart had
Now he can see the house from outer space
Shot down some ducks and some mistletoe
A lot of love and a pot of gumboHunt you down a Christmas tree
Thank god mama’s cookin’ is free
Round up your redneck family
And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Like Jesus and Santa Clause
We got love behind these beards
Wishin’ you a hairy Christmas
And a happy, happy, happy New year

Buy the kids a big trampoline
Everybody gets a new shotgun
We’re a camel short of a manger scene
But there’s a guy in Texas who’ll rent us one
Duck season and holiday cheer
There’s nothing like this time of year

We got the pig, we got the turkey, we got the chicken, got the duck
Miss Kay’s in the kitchen, gonna light it up

So, hunt you down a Christmas tree
And blow it up for New Year’s Eve
Round up your redneck family
And watch Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer
Like Jesus and Santa Clause
We got love behind these beards
Wishin’ you a hairy Christmas
And a happy, happy, happy New Year


Source: https://wokokon.com/hairy-christmas/


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