Report: Real Klingon on Earth wandering homeless

A Klingon has invaded Earth and is wandering around Pakistan.

Discovered in the Pakastani city of Lahore, this lumbering Klingon is illiterate…unable to speak Klingonese or any other language.

Whether the Klingon Empire is aware that one of their compatriots is stranded here is unknown. Perhaps Spock or Captain Kirk could help, but they won’t be born for more than another 100 years.

Klingon casts menacing glance at passing humans.

Instead, this pitiful Klingon—a stranger in a strange land—wanders the dusty roads and haunts the byways running towards the town of Narowal. (The name of the town almost sounds Klingon.)

No one knows his name, and if the Klingon were able to speak no human could probably prounounce it anyway.

He has an odd business—at least it’s odd from a human perspective. The nameless Klingon scares unwary passerbys into giving him money. Bild, a German newspaper, has reported the Klingon makes up to $70 daily.

The Klingon wants your money…you’d better give him some!

Not bad for a homeless Klingon stranded on an alien planet and unable to communicate except through the emotion of fear through intimidation. But thinking about it, that seems a natural for a Klingon. Besides, none of the townsflok are brave enough to bark out the KLingon command, naDevvo’ yIghoS! (Go away!).

Medical authorities have stated the Klingon is actually a human and suffering from a medical condition called neurofibromatosis. It’s a chronic disease that causes tumors to erupt often leading to disfigurement.

But local people just call him the Klingon and hand over their money whenever he demands some ready cash. They know that a famous  Klingon motto is “Revenge is a dish best served cold.” No doubt they’d rather part with some cold cash than face the cold revenge of a Klingon.

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