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Earth Shape Solved! Not on a Ball, Not Flat, You're Inside the Cell Earth!

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For the truthful truth seeker, who honestly cannot conclude the earth is a spinning convex ball, nor a flat disk, the Cell Earth is the only logical solution.

Faked moon landings does not mean the earth is flat, especially when there are so many visual perspective issues with it. The sun and moon would never get anywhere near the horizon if they were circling 3,000 miles above a disk, the southern stars can never be physically justified either. 

If you fell prey to the flat earth psychological operation movement, there is still time to retract. The truth about the shape of the earth, which will be revealed ubiquitously shortly, has always been in the minority position. This was by divine design to test the heart of mankind. This concave earth truth is for those who are not pressured by peers or easily swayed into believing another lie on top of an initial lie. 

Everything in nature is cellular, with the life of the cell taking place inside of it. Of course this would be true for the biggest cell of all, the cellular housing of the earth in which you all live.

Things will become perspicuously clear very shortly, as the veil cast upon all humanity will be lifted.

Flat Earth Producers are finished…

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    • Jango

      What’s this, another “theory”? That’s all we get for our money? How about this “In the Beginning God created the heavens and the earth”. Want to know what the world that God created is like. It’s a lot different than the science fiction cosmologists have invented. ItsHisStory.com/globe

      • GuitarLots

        Hey Jango … here is the real scoop of why this flat earth vs globe earth was leaked out before the 2016 elections … https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6nZbzZ_Wwc

      • Ambicatus

        HEY JANGO ! YOU BETTER NOT LET PEOPLE ASSOCIATE YOUR FLAT EARTH BELIEFS WITH THE BIBLE. ONLY SUNDAY IDIOTS CAN FALL FOR IT. EARTH IS NOT FLAT.YOU MAKING BIBLE LOOK BAD. YOU MUST GO AWAY. preferably, to the maize field. FAST.

    • The Thinning Veil Report

      THE MAIN THING I FIND SUSPECT ABOUT THIS CONCAVE THEORY IS THAT IT LEAVES SPACE AS A TRUTH.

      NASA WANTS US TO KEEP BELIEVING IN SPACE. NASA NEEDS US TO KEEP BELIEVING IN SPACE. THEY NEED IT BAD.

      IT IS POSSIBLE THAT ALL THE ‘PHOTOS’ OF DISTANT GALAXIES, NEBULI ETC ARE NOT REAL BUT CREATED FOR THE MASSES USING CGI / ARTISTS.

      THIS CONCAVE THEORY IS USING MEASUREMENTS AND DATA FROM THE SAME ‘SCIENTISTS’ THAT WORK FOR NASA.

      THE FOX GUARDING THE HEN HOUSE, SO TO SPEAK.

      SHIPS DO NOT DISAPPEAR OVER ANYTHING, THEY GO AWAY, PAST THE VANISHING POINT. SAME AS A PLANE PASSING OVERHEAD APPEARS TO ‘SET’ AS IT GETS FURTHER AWAY FROM THE OBSERVER. DO WE SAY THE PLANE IS SETTING, OR JUST MOVING AWAY?

      I WILL WATCH THIS VID IN IT’S ENTIRETY BEFORE SAYING MORE.
      I WILL NOT INSULT YOU OR CALL YOU A CONCAVETARD.

      :)

      • The Thinning Veil Report

        sorry, but you have contradicted yourself a few times here.

        you said the flood was caused by stars clustering and getting ‘hot’ and it melted through the glass sky but at around the 2.35 mark you said the glass sky was formed AFTER the flood.

        also, the foucault pendulum swings this way and that, no rhyme or reason and must be manually started!!! it needs a push. if it moved because of the spin of ANYTHING, it wouldn’t need a push to start.

        i don’t claim to know 100% that this is a flat world with a glass dome, but it certainly makes far more sense than this model and according to you, occam’s razor does not fit your model, concave, as well as it does the flat model.

        if in the center was a ball of water with the stars inside, why would the guv try to blow a hole in it?

        doesn’t it make more sense that they would try to get OUT as opposed to getting inside a smaller sphere?

        i will watch this again. interesting ideas, but it doesn’t ring true for me yet. we’ll see.

        • Steven Christ

          sorry, flat earth is untenable.

          • 2QIK4U

            So is your concave BS. Flatheads and coneheads are all part of the same dissability. I wish you did wipe out the prez cos at least they would of shot you and i wouldn’t be seeing this GARBAGE still. :lol:

          • 2QIK4U

            Your videos have been great comedy from the beginning, i do throw you a view here and there just to laugh at the mentality of Americans, you truly are an inbreed of your own. Heres proof. You can sail around Antarctica. Best wishs for you and omni eris tell me when the wedding is !

          • [H4L]ÃÐV!SØRY

            sorry, (Steven Christ) real = The Flat Earth – Under the Dome – The Holographic Galaxy The Holographic Universe – Do we live in a real life Truman Show? Or GOD?
            i Made The Flat Earth Model 0.2 + 04 Remix – https://youtu.be/FlVFIvzVO00
            I got 12 Models must upload. Earth Shape Solved Under the Dome. :idea:
            Angel wings on a villains back That’s how I Talk 4 people :cool:

            • Steven Christ

              hey, perspective flaws in flat earthers’ logic is as an opportunity for me to point out. Not my problem 2nd graders can understand the sun would never touch the horizon, let alone go beneath it. I must capitalize. :D

            • Mongoose

              “hey, perspective flaws in flat earthers’ logic is as an opportunity for me to point out. Not my problem 2nd graders can understand the sun would never touch the horizon, let alone go beneath it. I must capitalize. :D

              According to your logic clouds would never appear to touch the horizon either, of course we all know that they do. Give me a break already.

        • Steven Christ

          sorry, flattards. reality…
          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OpPofekjwXc

      • Anonymous

        VEIL!
        Yeah, NASA wants us to keep believing in space, as do the Japanese, The Chinese, The
        Russians, the Indians, The European Space Agency, and every other country that
        has launched satellites.. It’s not just NASA! Say it right Veil.. All of those countries
        are in on it too.. I am not sure what their advantage is in trying to fool us all
        like that, but maybe you can come up with that answer, so I can tell my
        relatives and friends, what their gain is in all of this deception.. Do they make
        more money if the earth is really a sphere? Or do they make more money
        if it’s flat? I need that part explained what such an elaborate hoax does to
        make them money or have power over us? Hmmm. Still thinking.. And if
        we found ourselves on a flat earth and as you say “it would bring all governments
        down”, REALLY?.. Could you imagine this.. “Well folks, you caught us. The earth
        is really flat and because we fooled you guys, and now ya know, we are just
        all going to close all of our offices down and go home now.” REALLY? Wow!

        • The Thinning Veil Report

          anon,

          yes i have stated that many times. they are all in on it together. you are correct!
          no, they wouldn’t just pack up and leave when exposed, also correct.
          but! they will be forced to do so.
          evil rarely surrenders but can be VANQUISHED.

          https://youtu.be/gKBsMmF3D_A

          ALSO, check out this short vid by the oldmarine’s channel to see how it will be done.

          https://youtu.be/Sdr1GopP33Q

          revolution/force is the only thing that has ever changed anything. sad but true.

        • Mongoose

          Right, it’s not just NASA. It is the rich and powerful everywhere. They are all sell outs and are all traitors against their own people.

          • 2QIK4U

            Mongoose every Christmas and new years eve you can buy a ticket to ring in the celebrations by going on a cruise AROUND THE POLE ! Its happened for years, Go sometime and take steven christopher with you so you can both learn something

          • 2QIK4U

            Both poles do it

          • The Thinning Veil Report

            mongoose,

            notice steve won’t address his contradiction about the glass sky being formed both pre and post flood?

            it is the basis for his entire theory yet he f*cks it up for all to see.

            the earth is flat. period.

            the stars have not moved an inch in all of recorded history but we are flying and spinning and orbiting……..

            hmmm.

            • Anonymous

              Just where would the stars move to and why would they?
              And Mongoose, ever notice how Veil will never explain’
              comets and meteors, or why the other planets move?

            • Mongoose

              “And Mongoose, ever notice how Veil will never explain’
              comets and meteors, or why the other planets move?”

              I don’t know why you are asking me this. I do not know veil nor do I get my info from veil.

              Although veil and I do seem to be in agreement on this issue.

              To answer your question: no I have not ever noticed that.

            • Mongoose

              Yeah, I did notice that. Not that i matters, nothing he has stated seems to make any sense.

              I did not even bother with the video since the text he wrote proves his lack of understanding of perspective, the horizon and vanishing point.

    • The Ferrett

      Absolute rubbish – I think Steven Christ’s real name is Gilad Goldfarb . . .

      • The Thinning Veil Report

        ferrett,

        haha! agreed.

    • Anonymous

      It seems like another red herring to distract people away from the hollow earth.

    • zero

      Everything I have personally observed is consistent with idea that the earth is a ball floating in space. No other shape could produce an environment where some areas are brightly lit by the sun while other areas are in total darkness. It also makes logical sense that a large mass of matter would coalesce into a glob(e), the effect is mirrored in reverse by a bubble floating in the air.

      Fun fact: the earth grows larger as time goes by. We’re constantly being peppered with rocks and dust from space, hundreds of tons of it per day, almost all of it lands as dust. It is estimated that the circumference of the earth grows by about a foot each year. That’s a microscopic percentage of the overall measurement, but over millions of years the earth has grown considerably. That’s why animals from millions of years ago were larger than today, they were living in an environment with lower gravity. It’s also why the continents’ coastlines match each other, the oceans began as cracks and expanded out as the planet grew.

      • Steven Christ

        sorry, you’re in my cell.

      • Anonymous

        Zero,
        At least you are named appropriately.

      • Mongoose

        “No other shape could produce an environment where some areas are brightly lit by the sun while other areas are in total darkness.”

        This is true only if you assume that light can travel for an infinite distance. How do we know how far light can travel?

        Has someone measured a light beam traveling tens of thousands of miles?

        No, the haven’t. It is all speculation at best or straight up lies at worst.

        • Anonymous

          Mongoose, please explain the following for me:
          If light only shines for a certain distance and then stops
          as you are suggesting, how can something as bright as
          the sun become invisible to us, but then the much less
          bright stars painted on your dome still shine? You say
          the sun is inside of the dome floating around, and the
          stars are fixed to the dome.. Well if the light of the
          sun is too far away to be seen, the further away stars
          on the dome should not be visible at all because:
          1. They are dimmer to begin with.
          2. They are further away..
          Please provide the explanation for us.. Make it good now.
          We need this answer.

          • Mongoose

            ” You say the sun is inside of the dome floating around, and the
            stars are fixed to the dome.”

            I never said anything like that.
            I do however know that a cars headlight is only visible for a couple of miles and does not shine on infinitely.

            all I know for sure is that the globe model that I was taught is debunked by the path of the midnight arctic sun amongst other things.

            http://beforeitsnews.com/science-and-technology/2016/03/this-is-what-convinced-me-that-the-earth-is-flat-and-the-globe-is-bunk-2814558.html

            • 2QIK4U

              Yes icebreakers are used at nth pole but its summer at the south pole. I’ve done it twice in a plane and once by ship, they have a huge research base there that requires civilian contractors to keep the place running since all the smart scientists don’t know F all about maintenance of there own thermal heating set up. That’s all ill say and that’s how i know we’re on the CONVEX SIDE OF THE GLOBE. Its quite easily done considered im in Australia. And No the plane did not go over the middle or hugged a wall , we banked right from the time we left the airstrip all the way AROUND until the airstrip appeared right where it should of. I mean all you guys are going off some bible with a heap of phrases put together IT ISN’T GOSPEL ! Lol

            • Mongoose

              “I’ve done it twice in a plane and once by ship”

              Now I know you are a lying shill and not just a fool. Thanx for the tip off.

              My thoughts on the bible and Christianity can be found here.

              http://beforeitsnews.com/religion/2016/04/the-bible-2505784.html

              I just follow the evidence wherever in may lead. It lead me away from the bible and the globe.

              Hearsay from an online shill is not admissible evidence in the court of my mind.

          • Mongoose

            You are also assuming that starlight and sunlight have the same characteristics.
            I can see a difference in starlight vs sunlight.

            What I have learned in the past decade is that much of what I was taught and held to be true is not true and that in reality I know very little.

            This has lead me to question many things that are taken for grated by most.

            • Anonymous

              Another proclamation? “Sunlight and starlight are the same
              light.” Since the sun is just another star in the heavens, it
              is the same light as the other stars. In all reality, each
              star burns with whatever fuel it has in different ratios
              however, they are all stars, including the nearest star,
              our sun. So to say that sunlight and star light are
              somehow different, you are only fooling yourself, into
              believing that.

              As for your second paragraph, you are absolutely right.
              The trouble is, that you are going backwards my boy,
              not forward.

            • Mongoose

              Polly want a cracker?

            • 2QIK4U

              Your welcome to join me when i have to go again in August? Pay your own way as your not qaulified to be of any use to the station. Offer is there So take it or shut your shillin mouth . Prove it for your own small mind. Come on ALL. PUT UP OR SHUT UP ! :eek:

            • Mongoose

              Right, your a civilian contractor at an antarctic station who just happens to troll the flat earth topic on Bin.

              I suppose you also have a bridge to sell me.

    • mask

      the author of this delusion appears to be a let-loose escapee from tavistock’s reality bending department

    • 2QIK4U

      Oh NO did you know your the topic of choice for MOCK THE WEEK uk comedy show. So funny to see all the mentally challenged think your someone special, i still laugh daily at your “assasination” ATTEMPT. Your in a piece of crap car methed off your face going to kill the president while screaming that your Jesus ! Hahahaha never stops being funny. So does OMNI ERIS suck a good one? Another example of you reaching for the unstable. So how did your RECTUMLINEATOR experiment turn out? That’s right A COMPLETE FAILURE BECAUSE YOUR A STOOGE AND EVERY GOOSE YOU SUCK IN IS A BIGGER STOOGE FOR LISTENING TO YOU. I looked into your flawed theory long ago and even you know YOU ARE WRONG, you couldn’t even FORCE IT CORRECT. You STILL CAN’T PROVE the Crap you Preach. The only funny thing i do agree with is you just made Omni eris more scattered than the gimp already was. PROVE WE LIVE IN CONCAVE, None of your ranting diagrams, none of your Jesus crap. You spent months telling everyone how right you were and when you found out that CONCAVE EARTH DOES NOT EXIST you try and pass it off as everyone else is wrong not you. Well YOUR JUST AS INCORRECT AS THE REST OF THEM. NASA has more credibility than you and we all know they are full of it. Prove things are real to yourself first before you CON every other poor person near you. You and the king of SHALAMALAMADINGDONG would bum each other since you both think your Jesus. Your about the tenth Jesus on BINNED. Your article BINNED. Your you tube vids American Funniest Home Video. Your model is floored beginning from the person you originally got the idea from. Stooge :lol: :idea: :arrow: :lol:

      • Steven Christ

        boy you are sure spending a lot of time trollloolooling me, almost as if you were paid. ;)
        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KgkswVWdo8

        • 2QIK4U

          Noooooooooo Ive just watched your david koresh style comedy caper for too long and i seriously cant believe your still scamming innocent idiots especially after YOU PROVED YOURSELF WRONG. Its great to have theories and if you attempt to prove it well that’s also great and ten points for hufflepuff. BUT its when you have to admit failure and defeat you blame everybody else for your failure and when you continue to lie to people to make them believe your someone who you obviously are NOT, that’s where your getting into the scumbag zone. Your just another drug addled ‘murican that cannot see you have crystalmethamphetamine induced psychosis also it’s quite obvious your stoned in most of your videos. So what kind of positive example or role model to aspire to look up to are you? For starter’s your a Fraud, and i cant believe your on here shilling your crap that not even YOU a Jesus wannabe can prove. When you gather all your cult together one last time what flavour Kool-aid are you gonna mix your Heavens Gate 2 poison in. Also you act like your with the cia all the time saying you’ve reported anyone who calls you out. Report this. Your a Parasite preying on the feeble minded, poor mans cult leader. Prove me wrong and i take it all back but that’ll NEVER happen….. :idea: :idea: :eek: :idea: :idea:

          • Ambicatus

            i fkn totally agree with auz, your a kunt steve

        • Mongoose

          I think you are both paid. Steven is paid to spread confusing nonsense (disinfo) and 2qik4u is paid to uphold the “official” version of everything.

          It’s kind of like the sith lord controlling both sides of the war in star wars.

          • 2QIK4U

            If you really think that your an idiot….. For free :lol:

            • Mongoose

              If you really think that I’m an idiot then you’re an idiot.

              Do you see how ineffectual that is as an argument?

              Meaningless insults are just an indication that you have nothing intelligent or meaningful to say.

              The US corporate gov. controls both sides of the fake war on terror so why not both sides of this?

              There is called controlled opposition and the controlled official position supporters.

              You gave yourself away by claiming that you have flown around the antarctic.

              If that were true you would have came right out with that in the beginning instead of waiting until I pointed out that there is no proof that anyone has ever circled around Antarctica as postulated on the globe model.

              Here are some actual reports of people that really did follow the ice wall but it is a 69,000 mile voyage, as it should be on the flat earth model.

              “In 1773 Captain Cook became the first modern explorer known to have breached the Antarctic Circle and reached the ice barrier. During three voyages, lasting three years and eight days, Captain Cook and crew sailed a total of 60,000 miles along the Antarctic coastline never once finding an inlet or path through or beyond the massive glacial wall! Captain Cook wrote: “The ice extended east 57 and west far beyond the reach of our sight, while the southern half of the horizon was illuminated by rays of light which were reflected from the ice to a considerable height. It was indeed my opinion that this ice extends quite to the pole, or perhaps joins some land to which it has been fixed since creation.”

              On October 5th, 1839 another explorer, James Clark Ross began a series of Antarctic voyages lasting a total of 4 years and 5 months. Ross and his crew sailed two heavily armored warships thousands of miles, losing many men from hurricanes and icebergs, looking for an entry point beyond the southern glacial wall. Upon first confronting the massive barrier Captain Ross wrote of the wall, “extending from its eastern extreme point as far as the eye could discern to the eastward. It presented an extraordinary appearance, gradually increasing in height, as we got nearer to it, and proving at length to be a perpendicular cliff of ice, between one hundred and fifty feet and two hundred feet above the level of the sea, perfectly flat and level at the top, and without any fissures or promontories on its even seaward face. We might with equal chance of success try to sail through the cliffs of Dover, as to penetrate such a mass.”

              “Yes, but we can circumnavigate the South easily enough,‟ is often said by those who don’t know, The British Ship Challenger recently completed the circuit of the Southern region – indirectly, to be sure – but she was three years about it, and traversed nearly 69,000 miles – a stretch long enough to have taken her six times round on the globular hypothesis.”

              http://www.abodia.com/fe/articles/flat-earth-around-antarticia.htm

    • 2QIK4U

      You’ve instantly overtaken jeffereeee pritchett and left him in the dust for BINNED TOOL OF YEAR. The earth isnt flat either.

      • Mongoose

        2QIK4U

        “You’ve instantly overtaken jeffereeee pritchett and left him in the dust for BINNED TOOL OF YEAR. The earth isnt flat either.”

        Actually, I think that honor is yours and yours alone.

        It was a close call though, you only beat out KOS, Steve Christ and Indian In The Machine by a narrow margin.

        • 2QIK4U

          Awww I have a new stalker. Isn’t that sweet :wink:

    • DISPENSER

      People need to find a new obsession, and leave the universe alone. I am quite happy living on a spinning ball, with billions, and billions of galaxies, stars, dark matter, and bad TV.

    • lucid_ity

      All wrong. Newest data shows the earth is taco shaped.

    • 2QIK4U

      Google STEVEN CHRIST and find out who he really is !

      • Ambicatus

        im , scared to. i prefer to just imagine him to be “methamphetamine jesus” xD i dont think im far off eh

      • Ambicatus

        so i googled it. INSTANTLY regretted it. STEVEN YOU HAVE ISSUES

        • 2QIK4U

          Hahaha thankyou, I might be upside down in Australia but we have Thousands of People like him wandering free all over aus sinse they closed the main phsych ward. I’ll always admit if im wrong, i might not always have all facts on hand but i hate lying scamming Jesus freak’s. :lol:

    • captain Corundum

      the earth is Disc shaped, and rest on 4 giant elephants, who stand on the back of a Giant Turtle . Geez. I thought everyone knew this by now..

      • Alan

        Hollow earth is seen to be disc shaped, 4 giants that hold up the world are planets, and they stand on the back of the Sun, sooo erm, it might make a lot of sense te sum. the. :grin:

        • Alan

          People worshipped the earth, then the sun, then the moon, that ordem. :roll:

          • 2QIK4U

            And now they worship me :eek: lol :wink:

    • Jacko

      Ahhh Steve Nutcase again!

    • Ambicatus

      BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA HELLO STEVEN!! mmexcellent, another krist! and this one in person too! fancy like KOS! so wassit like being in the same boat as gayel an kos, are they legit too? please xplain why you, “methamphetamine trailerpark krist” are the superior one, with the right way? and the others, are not. also please explain how you intend to conquer this world. and when you starting? you stupid girls blouse
      :idea: :arrow: :mrgreen:

      • BEEF SUPREME

        “…methamphetamine trailerpark krist…”

        No no no no no, Ricardo. (? What’s with this Spanish nonsense?)

        We already have a Trailer Christ. That’s Ray Karchewski of Oregon fame. But you are right. Steven’s name, Trucker Christ, is better replaced with a nod to methamphetamine. I like your style.

        Thus, and henceforth:

        Chrystal Christ

        GET SOME!!!

        • RAIN

          Nice. Can I just call him Chryst?

          • Ambicatus

            :D Chryst one name for all these crackpipe gaylords! ahahahahaaa, messiahs! pah! where are the GREAT FEATS
            !!! thas what i wanna know! GREAT feats! like saving a lil girl frmo evil moe lesters or summin! good grief! ONE GRANNY SAVED FROM A FIRE!!! but,,,, NOTHING! just WORDS!! HOW useless thes Chrysts!!! hahahah this is so fun~~ AND O DEAR BRETHREN!! WE HAVE FIRST ZOMBIE [email protected]!!

            QUESTION!!! Has there,,,, been reports, of crazed naked people trying to kill/eat other people???

            IF YES, THE FIRST ZOMBIE SIGN!!! MEEEP WEEP ZEEP~!! BREAK OUT THE WHACKIN STICK AN THE FIRE_WATER MOMMY!

            • BEEF SUPREME

              YAY-AHHHH…

              YO. NSA.

              I guess you better add Ricardo, Rain and BEEF to the list.

              Eh?

              (Booga-looga-loo. I’m over here now.)

            • BEEF SUPREME

              Oh.

              And Lord Steven CHRYST…

              Did you ever notice how the NSA are always portrayed as the bad guys in movies? Ever wonder why? It’s because there is

              No.

              Such.

              Agency.

              And that’s not just a joke.

              But it is a truth one would expect an all-knowing and erudite (albeit an apparently errant and still learning) CHRIST to be perfectly familiar with.

              Back to work young Jedi. You have much to learn before you can make any REAL waves in this world.

        • Ambicatus

          HAIL HAIL HAIL. i utterly [email protected] CHRYSTAL!! hahahaha even has “whore of ill repute” connotations as well! i forgot about ray the trailer, o, an “Ricardo” is like from this other dude who like totally complimented me an was like “Ricardo you are spectacularly cool” or like thats what my brain read, and i was like “whoa there sailor, you may have a point, “Ricardo” is WAY sketchier than “Richard”, which is a name, which has its origins IN sketchiness, twas my younger brother’s psedonymn when going out ,, ,, they be like “ah whats your name” an he be like “richard” -.-

          and then yes, they would be trolled, we have our own little metaphors we use here, xD “them refugees better watch out they dont get jacklo-ed” which is, there once was this dog, who was half jakal, and we called him jakalo,. and then, he marked his territory, and went in the wrong yard, and the pitbulls ate him, the end.

          so like, if you ever hear me brothers an me say “we gonna jakalo that mofo” then you know

          • BEEF SUPREME

            “…and went in the wrong yard, and the pitbulls ate him, the end.”

            Sounds like a bedtime story for naughty little boys and girls.

            GET IT???

            GET SOME!!!!

            Say your prayers and eat your vitaminzzz, little kiddies. Uncle Ricardo is coming to deal DOOM.

            • Steven Christ
            • BEEF SUPREME

              GOOD GRIEF MAN!!!

              One had hoped you linked to something FUNNY by way of demonstrating that you didn’t also lose your sense of humor when you lost your sanity.

              Not so.

              Merely a sappy ballad written by a weeping willow.

              O CHRYSTAL CHRIST!!!

              Hast thou no shame?

              Not even a little?

              Bad form, old man. Bad bad bad.

              Bad.

            • RAIN

              “Merely a sappy ballad written by a weeping willow.”

              BEEF.. 1) HAHA! 2) That was truly smithy.. inspired..

              Chryst.. Pouring weepy syrup.. Bad form indeed – no waffle.

            • RAIN

              .. and the beloved Retiarius is in the Forum.. all Hail..

          • Steven Christ

            i guess you’re cursed. :(
            try to repent

            • Ambicatus

              BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA LISTEN DOUCHE BAG!!! DO something!!!! and you know, if say, some psychopath out there were to make death-threats against you steven, and OATH to sacrifice you to his Ancient Diety, that YOU steven metha-chryst, cant like go report it to the police, cause yer like “jesus” an stuff,. and WHAT DID JESUS DO? did He run to the po? no! and, if soon evil warlock out there, was like hellbent on takin an taxidermying yer hed, surely, if you were a REAL messiah you could stop that? see now, all these things are HYPOTHETICAL, ya know, and like, what if the black sun came, and well, removed the limitations of time an space upon me, and then i would, LOVE to see exactly how cursed i can get by frying you in a big pan, so the steam of your moisture rises up, and your cries echo like sweet music in my ears,.

              and, i shall die, before i ever recant. now, run along, an go complain, and prove to everyone you aint no mersayah

      • Steven Christ

        your threats have been reported to the fbi.

        • Syco

          So has your mom LOL

        • Ambicatus

          BWAAAAHAHAHA SO WHAT! my country did not sign in for the data collection thing, so, your gimps cant even track what province im in! hahahaha stupid. also, ooo the TOS violations how i rack em up, yet they cant delete me, but yet they promote you! steven you utter faggot, the fbi cant save you from me, only suicide can save you from me, but pls dont kill yourself just yet, we, have such fun coming!

    • Ambicatus

      see you at the kumite, gimp

      • Ambicatus

        ok, because, these gaylords has their fantasies and i have mine, i base mine on the cool stuff have read, and, the fact that i seem to get all my wishes, and i wish, that there could be tournament where all these chystal crackpipe suckin gaylord girlpants freakzoid metrosexual losers, can all faceoff in a phat fight to the death, but, with all the world greatest warrors too, like the master of k2, an also brock lesnar an like the current vale tudo champ, yeah, like Carlos Barreto vs methy steve, to the death eh, and if you refuse to fight wee throwe you in the pit of unpleansantness loooooooooooool, thas my wish, i wish for KUMITE!
        its like, my wish, goes like this this almost exactly:

        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB6pGrOS6cI

        KEEEYAAAA im gonna be like chong li, i watched that video like 8x

    • Mongoose

      This is just stupid and this guy is a joke, obviously.

      “The sun and moon would never get anywhere near the horizon if they were circling 3,000 miles above a disk,”

      This is not true. There is a vanishing point at which everything we see converges of vanishes on the perceived horizon.

      I am not even going to waste my time with the video.

      • Anonymous

        Funny Mongoose, as you waste your time with Flat Earth videos, why not buy
        into this equally absurd theory too. How does it feel to be on the other side
        of the equation? I love it. Kind of frustrating to try to tell someone that they
        are wrong on silly theories isn’t it? Now you know how we feel.

        • 2QIK4U

          Perfectly said.

          • Anonymous

            Thanks 2qik4u.. I am getting scared.
            Can I move to Australia? There is no hope
            for us in the states, if our education system
            turns out braniacs like these guys! When
            they come to power in the States, we
            are surely doomed. I want to move to
            a country where they at least know that
            we do live on a planet. No hope for any
            future with total morons.

            • 2QIK4U

              Plenty of room for individual thinkers even when we dont agree occasionally. :grin:

        • Mongoose

          Because there is provable empirical evidence that supports the flat earth theory. But of course you shills already know this and that is why you are paid to insult those who are spreading the truth.

          I don’t know what videos you are referring to anyways. I promote factual evidence. Not videos per say.

          http://beforeitsnews.com/science-and-technology/2016/03/this-is-what-convinced-me-that-the-earth-is-flat-and-the-globe-is-bunk-2814558.html

          • 2QIK4U

            Its a well known fact flatheads have been sucked into a revived oldie but effective psyop nothing you or this fake can show is PROVABLE EMPIRICAL EVIDENCE and NOTHING FACTUAL EITHER. Do you even know what your saying? EMPIRICAL ? Hahaha So now the entire EMPIRE proves evidence ? Ummmmmmm DOH K :eek:

            • Mongoose

              It is quite telling how you never present any provable eveidence to support your beliefs or any rebuttals to my proofs.

              You just repeat unprovable conjecture. I provide actual physical proof that cannot be debunked such as the path of the arctic midnight sun.

              http://beforeitsnews.com/science-and-technology/2016/03/this-is-what-convinced-me-that-the-earth-is-flat-and-the-globe-is-bunk-2814558.html

              You are just like 90 percent of the people on this planet, stuck in your religious beliefs in spite of the provable facts. Yet you mock others who are lost in their own different religious beliefs.

              I classify most people on the internet into two categories: Fools or shills.

              You are definitely one these. I just am not sure which one yet.

          • 2QIK4U

            Im not religious mongaloid goose. Its all you crazy fanatical bible humping ‘Muricans that belive anything your told in a book. If God made man in his own image, take a look at yourself in a mirror! So the same god that made the Sun ,mountains and beautiful trees, must of had one bad hangover when it came to making us. I don’t join the bandwagon like the rest of you arguing over what version of a Fiction book is right. The way your following me if anything your performing your garbage shill psy op work. All you bible nuts should be shot. :lol:

            • Mongoose

              ” Its all you crazy fanatical bible humping ‘Muricans that belive anything your told in a book”

              Yet you believe everything your holy “science” book tells you even though it goes against observation and experimentation.

              That makes you the religious one not me. I don’t blindly believe anything.

              My knowledge is based on empirical evidence, not what someone else wrote in a book.

    • Zurich Times

      Nice use of the pendulum and the ticking clock to induce mass hypnosis and then we can be convinced of anything said…

    • Saheike

      Don´t waste your time on stories which change every day to more and more absurdity. It is just distraction from what is really going on. Just my 2 cents. :cool:

    • Buznitz

      “Common sense is what tells us the Earth is flat”

      Albert Einstein

      • Neo

        “your momma’s so fat she fell off the edge.”

        Nicola Tesla.

    • Syco

      This putz again? If this butthole is Jesus than I am god the devil and bob lol (see what I did there?)

      • Steven Christ

        why do people flippantly mock their creator? don’t they know they invite a curse?

        • Syco

          You couldn’t turn water into piss without drinking it first LOL Curse me then wanker!

    • Jacko

      This guy believes he’s christ himself. This alone is enough to lmfao irl. Can anyone take this guy seriously? :lol:

    • Dr. House JR

      I´m reading a book from the 1930´s called “Die Hohlwelttheorie” by author Johannes Lang. It´s about logical and scientific proof that we´re living in a concave earth. Highly interesting – since reading this i´m convinced he´s right.

    • ROSEBUD

      Walk across my swimming pool and tell me what I really want to know..

      Where is Red Mann?

    • Dr. House JR

      Hello, im reading the 1938 book “Die Hohlwelttheorie” by author Johannes Lang. It´s dealing with the concave earth model. The argumentation is overwhelming, logical and physically correct,it destroys all unlogic exceptions in modern “sciences”
      https://archive.org/stream/Innenweltlang#page/n23/mode/thumb
      :idea:

    • Dr. House JR

      am i sandboxed? my comments never appear :?:

      • Steven Christ

        i see it

    • TARBABAY

      NEVER GO FULL FLATARD

    • frodo

      Sharing an Amazing New Alternative News Forum. Great place for discussion. We love you cop.
      http://www.conspiracyoutpost.com/

    • Mongoose

      Have you considered the path of the arctic midnight sun? It disproves the ball earth model.

      http://beforeitsnews.com/science-and-technology/2016/03/this-is-what-convinced-me-that-the-earth-is-flat-and-the-globe-is-bunk-2814558.html

    • 2QIK4U

      Skype the arctic base when they have 24 hrs sunlight and your in daylight, not happy skype the other pole? I can discredit Flatheads all day, its a giggle but Concave? Pass the Crystal

    • Mongoose

      There are no videos of the 24 hour daylight in the antarctic like there is of the arctic.

      The antarctic videos either do not follow the path of the sun or they are obviously faked. The only one that I have seen that tracks the sun is not take near a antarctic station to verify that it is in fact in the antarctic and the sun rays are obviously fake.

      There is no convincing video from the antarctic as there is from the arctic.

      Also I do not now and will never use skype for what should be obvious reasons.

      You have yet to discredit anyonone but yourself.

      You continued insults only serve to prove your immaturity and lack of real arguments.

      I can and do discredit religiously indoctrinated people all day long.

    • Anonymous

      You are not really that stupid are your mongoose? You
      are kidding right? You bring that same subject up time
      after time, and I hope you are kidding. Do you not know
      that the earth is tilted 23 degrees and that is what
      causes the track of the midnight sun in Alaska? And
      that is why the same thing does not happen in the
      Antarctic? The tilt favors the north pole and not the
      south pole. So this is the reason for the midnight
      sun track, which works perfectly with a spherical
      earth model, tilted at 23 degrees.

      I think you guys should call your congressmen and
      women, and make them strike the word hemisphere
      from the dictionary. Hem-disc should replace hemisphere
      right? Since the earth is not a sphere?

    • 2QIK4U

      Cheers mate, appreciated :grin: my BS meter explodes on half the crap here, but you must cut the weeds to find the crop. I still find it funny that 65 % of americans still can’t point to themselves on a map ! Now i know your Aussie just by your name bro ! Lol.._ Soldier on :wink:

    • Ambicatus

      BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA

      SPECIAL COURIER MESSAGE FOR AUSTRALIA FROM SOUTH AFRIKA!

      http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/australiaandthepacific/australia/11957994/Gday-mate-Lazy-Australian-accent-caused-by-alcoholic-slur-of-heavy-drinking-early-settlers.html

      here, have a southern hemisphere hug:

      …………………./´¯/)
      ………………..,/¯../
      ………………./…./
      …………./´¯/’…’/´¯¯`·¸
      ………./’/…/…./……./¨¯
      ……..(‘(…´…´…. ¯~/’…’)
      ……………………..’…../
      ……….”…………. _.·´
      ……………………..(
      …………………………

      i say one thing unto thee:

      “breaker morant”

      -.-

      also look up “Bittereinder”

      we got some 200 year old grudges to settle eh, an you lot, gonna have rough time.

    • Anonymous

      Yeah, to prove your point, an Australian TV crew came to California, and I
      think it was Venice Beach, and pulled out a world map,
      after saying how they would love for the US to
      level it, and the reporter asked them to point to Iran on the map.
      Most all of them pointed to Australia! So watch out down under, when
      these idiots come to power, they will mistake you guys for Iran and
      you may want to seek shelter fast.

    • Ambicatus

      o mother glory, forgot about the idiocy factor, here

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bittereinders

      its like, grade 1 out here

    • 2QIK4U

      Do you suffer from skitzophrenia kaffa? Or isn’t your Aids medicine working since bill gates changed it to creating Zika virus? One minute you compliment people the next you just don’t make sense? You, mongoose and Jesus here should do a triple suicide together and make us all happy. Fanatical crazy bible humping satan worshippers are restless today , must have something to do with the child blood sacrafices to Mordok beginning 19 april.

    • Mongoose

      It is the tilt that gives it away.

      If the globe were true then the sun

      (which is visible from the arctic circle 24 hours a day in the summer time)

      should appear to move in the opposite direction at nigh as it does in the day because the observer on the spinning ball would be moving in the opposite direction at night as they would in the day in relation to the sun.

      this is really quite simple.

      Undeniable, undebunkable proof that that the globe and the tilt are bunk.

      http://beforeitsnews.com/science-and-technology/2016/03/this-is-what-convinced-me-that-the-earth-is-flat-and-the-globe-is-bunk-2814558.html

    • Mongoose

      Also the tilt is equal in the north and south. In the northern hemisphere (for lack of a better term) in summertime the tilt is supposedly allowing more sun to hit the northern hemisphere and visa versa in the winter.

      However there are palm trees in south Africa and the same is not true at a similar latitude in the north.

      If the globe and the tilt were truly the cause of the seasons then the southern hemisphere and the northern hemisphere would have the same climate at relative latitudes in but that is not the case at all.

      The southern hemisphere is much warmer compared to the northern hemisphere.

    • Anonymous

      Absolutely wrong again. I can’t believe the way your just throw things
      out there that are so false all of the time. The earth is not in a perfectly
      symmetrical orbit around the sun. Nor is it perfectly going around it on
      the circular plane. The earth is closer to the sun during the winter
      (northern hemisphere), and is further down in it’s orbit of the sun.
      This is why we get your track of 24 hours of sun in Alaska etc.
      Where do you learn your orbital mechanics from “mad” magazine?

      You guys get a little more hopeless every day.. But I have to
      hand it to you, you have more excuses than there are stars
      painted on your dome.

    • 2QIK4U

      Dafuq? Your last sentence is especially wrong my flatheaded friend. There are periods in the arctic of weeks with no sun when Antarctica is daylight 24 7 … Anonymous yes plenty of room in AUS. ALL flatheads are sent to Tasmania. (The island off Australia where all the convicts were sent ) So the mainland is kept for the humans. :lol:

    • Anonymous

      Thanks 2Qik4U.. I will get on the next ship headed your way and will go around
      the spherical earth until we get there. Sure hope we don’t accidentally get near
      the fantasy Ice Wall on the journey.. I’m pretty sure that it has melted from
      global warming though.. So everything should be okay.

    • Mongoose

      I am very well versed in the religion of modern “science” and astrophysics thank you.

      You don’t seem to get it. The fact that the sun does not change direction in the sky in the arctic circle in mid summer disproves the globe.

      Because the observer changes direction at night so should the perceived direction of the sun in the sky.

      This is pretty simple.

      You just keep on repeating crap that you we were taught like a little robot.

      Look at the provable and observable evidence in the sky.

      The path of the midnight arctic sun is all wrong for the globe model and all right for the flat earth model.

      This is proven and not just some speculative crap the someone wrote in a book.

      FYI Insults only serve to prove you immaturity.

    • 2QIK4U

      You’ll be right mate :lol: and the best part is there’s minimum flatheaded biblehumpers :idea:

    • 2QIK4U

      Like i said, come on a trip in August and see for yourself mongoose. Put up or shutup? Choose one

    • Ambicatus

      BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAHAAHAHAHA STUPID fekkin jingo! if you dont get my humour, then your, “standard grade” i roll on the “higher grade” and its not my fault, if your too stupid to catch wat im sayin, i know uncle Beef does, my audience, is small, and they laugh heartily at the ancient anecdotes i spew! and, idiot, i dont worship the Bible, i WORSHIP HARDCORENESS , which, there is NONE of , to be found here

    • Ambicatus

      BTW!!! THANK YOU FOR PRONOUNCING “KAFIR” CORRECTLY!!!! YA SAY IT LIKE THIS:

      EVERYONE WHO DONT KEEP SABBATH IS A KAFFA!

      fact

    • 2QIK4U

      I’ll give you props for the amount of time it took you to make the finger ricardo very creative. You win a bag of Flakah. :wink:

    • Mongoose

      How about if you put up or shut up. You must have taken video of your trip right? So why don’t you upload it to youtube for all to see?

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