The Poverty Palace Has Lost Its Halo

I would like to continue to press our case.

The people who have been persecuted for years by the SPLC should be allowed to take it over. Currently, Morris Dees’s piggy bank is the biggest casino in the Alabama Black Belt, a much more profitable enterprise than Greentrack, Victoryland or Wind Creek. The hate industry has been in the business of separating gullible liberals from their shekels for decades, but we ought to turn it into a think tank and invest all that money in sprucing up our plantation in Central Alabama:

“MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Known as one of the most celebrated civil rights lawyers of his time, Morris Dees spent nearly a half-century building the Southern Poverty Law Center into one of the nation’s wealthiest and best-known legal advocacy groups.

He faced down the Ku Klux Klan in the 1980s, and developed his organization, founded in 1971 near the church in Montgomery where the Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. preached, into a crusading anti-hate empire dedicated to fighting extremism in the United States.

But the group now finds itself beset by internal conflict. Mr. Dees has been fired and other top executives have quit. The staff is demanding that leaders address a climate of intolerance inside its offices. The tumult, including pointed allegations of sexual harassment and racial discrimination, comes as the center’s influence has surged in the Trump era.

With an endowment of about $471 million, an enormous sum in the nonprofit world, it has won over donors with deep pockets. In the aftermath of the deadly violence at a white nationalist gathering in Charlottesville, Va., in 2017, Tim Cook, the head of Apple, announced the company would donate $1 million. …”

As the new president of the SPLC, I would immediately convene a parlay with all officially designated “hate groups” in the United States. I would invite them all to come to Montgomery. Nick Fuentes would come from Chicago. Greg Johnson would come from Seattle. Mike Enoch would come from New York. James Edwards would come from Memphis. Andrew Anglin would come from Thailand. We could get some takeout from Dreamland and brainstorm on how to end “hate” in America.

I would ask them a pointed question, “do you actually HATE anyone for being non-European”? When they all answered “not really,” I would ask them what really motivates them. They would tell me it is a love of their own people, a dislike of political correctness and a resentment over being socially marginalized for not being a self-hating White person. Wow, so that was it?

I would grant immediate “amnesty” to all the “hate groups” for violating all the made up sins of political correctness. None of that shit actually has anything to do with morality anyway. Once that issue has been settled, we would have to discuss how we are going to spend all the huge vats of money. The SJWs who are currently employed by the SPLC would be dismissed and sent home and everyone who lives in the Alabama Black Belt no matter what their race would be allowed to withdraw $1,000 a month from the SPLC’s endowment until the money ran out and the partying stopped.