Killer Typhoon

SASEBO NAVAL BASE, Japan — 
What is Sasebo? Sasebo is a city in Japan.
What is there in Sasebo. There is a US Navy base.
What city is Sasebo near? Sasebo is near Nagasaki.
What is Yokosuka? Yokosuka is a city in Japan.
What is there in Yokosuka. There is a US Navy base.
What city is Yokosuka near? Yokosuka is near Yokohama.
What is Yokota? Yokota is a city in Japan.
What is there in Yokota. There is a US Air Force base.
What city is Yokota near? Yokota is near Tokyo.
What is Kadena? Kadena is a town.
Where is Kadena?  Kadena is in Okinawa.
What is there in Kadena?  There is a US Air Force base.
What is Futenma?  Futenma is a US Air Force base.
Where is Futenma?  Futenma is in Okinawa.
What was Okinawa hit by?  Okinawa was hit by a typhoon.
What was the name of the typhoon?  The name of the typhoon was Phanfone.
Who did Phanfone attack? Phanfone attacked three US airmen.
How did the US airmen fight? The US airmen fought hard.
Where were the US airmen? The US airmen were at the beach.
What were the US airmen doing? The US airmen were taking pictures.
Where did the US airmen want to put the photos?  The US airmen wanted to put the photos on Facebook. 
What did Phanfone create? Phanfone created big waves.
What did the waves do? The waves swept the US airmen out to sea.
Who were the three airmen? The three airmen were Sgt. James Swartz, Sgt. Joshua Schoenhoff and Sgt. Daniel Paschal. 
What shouldn’t US airmen do? US airmen shouldn’t take pictures at the beach during a typhoon. 
How is Obama?  Obama is very gay but also very angry.
What is Obama angry at? Obama is angry at Phanfone.
Why is Obama angry. Phanfone killed three gay US airmen.