A bed time Story

A bed time Story

By. The CIA cover boy 

Once upon a time in 2010 an old Witch decided to re-write the impending history of an entire region. She furnished much of her already heavily über-taxed abilities to this project. She called it “The Arab Summer.” Many of her devoted toadies especially in the Lamestream thought it to be wonderful, having much hope for its realization.  As it happened her fellow Hexen, from the “Left Coast,” Barbara, Nancy, Diane, and Maxine, supported her efforts to the best of their Covens ability. 

So it was that after the fall of our good friend Hosni, in Misr, that in her now official capacity she had a Rock, the American/Greek general arrange a meeting (deniability) for her envoy’ Crown in Leptis Magna with al Qaida  and the Lycia’s in order to arrange for the supply of 50 cal. Russian Machine guns 12.7×108 mm and ammo to he new friends near Aleppo who were opposing the secular Alawite rulers of Syria/Palestinia. 

While all this was in preparation her agents purchased several hundred Toyota Tacoma pick up trucks in Japan for her new friends in Syria. This went well and the trucks were delivered in Lycia and the machine guns were mounted on the bed. Delivery to Syria was made. Within weeks the “New Friends” of the Witch changed sides and joined the Caliphate (or ISIS or ISIL) for together they were more powerful and could conquer adjoining Iraq along with Syria and then all of the Levant. 

The Witch was vexed! She spoke with El Supremo and they decided that they would have the US Air force attack and destroy this entire mobile arsenal. The US Air force ever mindful of expenses decided that the best way to accomplish this task was to destroy theses trucks with Hellfire missiles. 

The Lamestream never picked up on this story, which surprised no one. But the real story was the Toyota’s cost $22,185 ea. the machine guns cost $14,000 ea. The ammo was several hundred thousand dollars, and who knows what the Turks got out of the deal. Oh, and just one other issue, Hellfire missiles cost about $ 40,000 ea. 

And then the Witch decided to run for executive office.