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Michelle Obama's Balls Go Nuclear! Kenya Vaporized! (Video)

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MICHELLE OBAMA’S MANLY NUTS ALMOST DESTROYED KENYA WHEN OBAMA VISITED HIS HOMELAND.

MICHELLE’S BALLS ARE UNSTABLE, SINCE THE PENTAGON USED ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY FOR HER SEX CHANGE.

THE ‘SUPERTRAN’ SERUM THAT TRANSFORMED MICHELLE CAUSED MUTATIONS AND RAGE IN LAB MICE — BUT OBAMA ORDERED THE PENTAGON TO INJECT MICHELLE ANYWAY.

THAT DECISION ALMOST COST KENYA THEIR LIVES DURING OBAMA’S VISIT.

SOME AMERICANS DON’T REALIZE MICHELLE IS A MAN — BUT KENYANS FOUND OUT THE HARD WAY.

BOTTOM LINE? MICHELLE OBAMA IS NO MERE TRANSGENDER. MICHELLE OBAMA IS A SUPERTRANNY.

MICHELLE OBAMA EXPOSES HIMSELF

MICHELLE’S BALLS ON TV

MICHELLE WE KNOW YOU’RE A MAN

REAL PARENTS OF OBAMA DAUGHTERS FOUND

BYE-BYE OBAMA!

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      lol

    • tidy

      Ha -! Enjoyed that !

    • Ideas Time

      I wonder if Michael will see this.

    • George

      This guy is awesome lol

    • raburgeson

      That is the funniest thing I’m going to see today.

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      Atrazine causes homosexuality and gender confustion. Go check out Tyrone Hayes videos on youtube..

    • JesusSlushies

      Typo on previous comment… I meant gender confusion

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      LOL! One of the funniest thing I have seen in a while.

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