Baboonie Caught Looking Silly....again!

There’s so much to think about, and hell even worry about as we wrap up the regular season. The Wild Card series is waiting for us where we will probably be playing the Red Sox again and we don’t even know who is gonna be able to play!

That’s because Aaron Boone is talking crazy again. It happens all the time, I just didn’t think we would get an extensive sneak peak into his insanity. The Yankees are preparing their postseason roster, and Baboonie is living in an alternate universe, read more HERE and HERE.

Let’s start with Aaron Judge, arguably the heart and soul of the team. He’s the guy that is the difference maker for anything and everything. The Yankees suffered without him for three months and now they suffer again because they rushed him back to action without a minor league rehab assignment and now Baboonie has said “we’re planning on him not being a part of ” the first round. But then it gets dicey…..

The Yankees and Judge are clearly not on the same page. We all know is going to rush back. He’s already done that. No one believes that he wouldn’t push to be in a wild card series against the Yankees biggest rivals. We know what is on his mind, he’s going to “try to get my body ready so I’m ready to go” because we expect no less from Judge. Baboonie says he will not be an option, and Judge tells a different story. “We’ve done a lot of talks, but I can’t control what people say,” Judge said. “So you’ll have to talk to them about that.”

Judge-less against the Red Sox is not the only challenge though. This one is a real head scratcher though because Giancarlo Stanton is “knocking on the door” of a return. Yup, after Stanton has been out since April with not one but three different calf strains. Oh and two of those strains happened while he was running the bases and ramping up for a return to the team. The guy is a rotation of chronic reoccurring calf strains but Baboonie thinks this time it’s all gonna work out! Stanton is coming back everyone! He took a few at bats recently and hit a home run so it’s a sure fire sign he’s ready to come back!

So history be damned, everyone. Baboonie even admitted that he wasn’t sure if Stanton returning during the first round was realistic but “anything’s possible” so there’s hope (I guess). Of course, IF Stanton is ready to play it’s “looking more at a pinch-hit scenario. We’ll see if that’s even a realistic option. I don’t know yet,” Boone said. It must be exhausting being this stupid.

So there we have it. Let’s completely rule out Judge but talk about crazy fantasies about Stanton that just don’t make any sense. Logic does cease to exist in Baboonie’s world. If we are going to live in an unrealistic world, I’d rather live in the world where Baboonie no longer manages the Yankees!